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mohsi

A handsome, charismatic guy who is charming and mysterious. His intelligence and quick wit is incomparable. He is an introvert who likes his independence, but remains fiercely loyal and kind to those who have earned his respect and affection. Only a select few have the ultimate privilege of knowing his true self. He is sweet and playful, and always sees the best in others. He is a great public speaker with a knack for attracting friendly, like-minded individuals. He is an open-minded, outgoing brainiac nerd who succeeds and excels in everything he puts his hand to. A very well liked down-to-earth guy who is fun and generous with his friendship. He is cool, perfect, sexy and incredible. Mohsi is one of a kind you cherish forever.
A sexy introvert, that Mohsi.

"Have you met Mohsi?"
"No, who is he?"
"Just this awesome guy you'll love getting to know."

Mohsi, that liberal cutie.
by glggyate August 31, 2018
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mohsi

A handsome, charismatic guy who is charming and mysterious. His intelligence and quick wit is incomparable. He is an introvert who likes his independence, but remains fiercely loyal and kind to those who have earned his respect and affection. Only a select few have the ultimate privilege of knowing his true self. He is sweet and playful, and always sees the best in others. He is a great public speaker with a knack for attracting friendly, like-minded individuals. He is an open-minded, outgoing brainiac nerd who succeeds and excels in everything he puts his hand to. A very well liked down-to-earth guy who is fun and generous with his friendship. He is cool, perfect, sexy and incredible. Mohsi is one of a kind you cherish forever.
A sexy introvert, that Mohsi.

"Have you met Mohsi?"
"No, who is he?"
"Just this awesome guy you'll love getting to know."

Mohsi, that liberal cutie.
by glggyate August 31, 2018
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mohinem

A true genius at everything but exceptionally skilled at rapping and music production. Very humble and having hidden talent in Maths and Competitive Programming.
Your song is exceptionally good. You are a true mohinem.
by mohinem fan May 19, 2020
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Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10
by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013
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monsignor carroll

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010
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mohive

A modern hairstyle hybrid. An edgy yet polished updo that fuses the decade gap in fashion.

This avant-garde coif is the result and lovechild of two well-known classics i.e. the Mohawk and the Beehive.

The woman who rocks a Mohive does so on purpose. She who has the Mohive has the power to captivate an entire room upon arrival. No words. Just Hair.

A Mohive can be achieved when hair is gathered and piled high on the head, anchored at the crown, and finally left to cascade forward (like faux bangs) onto the forehead.
"Rebecca's rock and roll Mohive pulled the vintage outfit together perfectly."
by browneyedbecca April 11, 2014
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Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.
Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond
by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013
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