MOFN

Middle of Fucking Nowhere. A concept people from densely populated areas like Connecticut can't comprehend existing in the U.S. where the Plains, the West, and the South have villages and towns of almost a hundred people who live hours from anyone else.

Pronounced "Ma-Fin"

"I was on that dating site and saw this beautiful girl the other day."
"Did you contact her?"
"No, she lives in MOFN. Gorgeous or not, I'm not driving two hours each way into Deliverance country -- Get a flat tire, hear banjos."

MOFN by Hobbs_fan June 29, 2013

mofnw 

Acronym for middle of fucking nowhere.

If you're neighborhood is made up of llamas fucking goats, men wearing overalls, and women with long hair they put back in a bun to go along with their long dresses, you're out in the mofnw.

mofnw by KOtaku June 22, 2012

mofnw 

In a very remote location - middle of fucking nowhere.

We broke down in the mofnw last night. I don't think the backpackers we had picked up appreciated the Wolf Creek jokes

mofnw by G Wizz July 2, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016