modnoc

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.

better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monocle'd

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011

Monocle Smile

An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.

When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,

Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,

MONOCLE SMILE"

Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,

MONOCLE SMILE!

by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010

modockin

extremely fast, running hard

That old buick was modockin it down the drag.

by 16grem72 September 1, 2007