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meditate 

1intransitive to think seriously and deeply about something
meditate on/upon
2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes
3transitive formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant
1 She sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events
2 I try to meditate for half an hour every evening
3 Silently she meditated revenge.
1intransitiveTHINK ABOUT to think seriously and deeply about somethingmeditate on/uponShe sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events.sitmeditateevent2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes: I try to meditate for half an hour every evening.even3transitivePLAN formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant: Silently she meditated revenge.
meditate by silvernjaw November 13, 2013

pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate
Telling someone to get out of your sight or leave your presence before something ugly happens.
Guy:I dont care what you have to say. I'M Better. (Up in girls face)
Girl: I think you need to movitate. (dont forget the hand motion that girls do)
Movitate by Jrockdahouse January 5, 2010

maditate 

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,
you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while
maditate by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

Pre Meditated] Karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause Pre Meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

meditated assault 

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!
There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts
meditated assault by [HawK] January 6, 2008
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