mockieah

(mock•ee•a)
fake, fictional, make-believe.

In parts of Cork (possibly other counties also), Ireland, the word “mockieah” is used to describe something fake, fictional, etc…

Jake: What do you think of my new Yeezys?
Adam: They look like a mockieah pair lad..
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Bobby: This show is so scary.
Archie: Don’t worry, it’s only mockieah Bobby.
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Eve: Your hair’s gone so long!
Amie: It’s mockieah
Eve: Really?
Amie: Yeah, I got hair extensions in last week!