mockcest 

Sexual intercourse between two members of the same mock trial team. Often done by members of the Cornell University Mock Trial Team from the years 2004 to present. Severe inebriation often serves as both a sexual and social lubricant. See New York Times v. Sullivan for more details.

Debbie's forte is mockcest.

mockcest by Mr. Mickey McQuiggles March 1, 2009

mockrestraint 

Suppressing the urge to mock at an inappropriate time such as meetings with upper management, your parents, young children, your children's teacher/principal at weddings and/or funerals.

I had to exercise the highest degree of mockrestraint when I noticed my cousin at the funeral wearing white pantyhose and Doc Martin's.

mockrestraint by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011