mochop

spin on the more traditional "chop" facial hair style and enigmatic mohawk;
a hairstyle in which all the hair on the head and face is shaved off except for a stripe on either side of the face between the ear and mouth- which has been rigidly spiked outward with as much gel as exists.
not a very functional hair arrangement but we can only hope that it will catch on. might also be functional as a face shield.
first defined by webcomic surviving the world

Jonathan seems confused as to what century he's living in- he was rocking a mochop this morning. he either needs some serious facial protection or he stuck his finger in an outlet.

by Vanderhouvvven February 3, 2012

Mechophile

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.

'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'

by Tobyo May 28, 2008

Mr. Mocho

A sexy man who walks around Harrington Park New Jersey with his best friend Ron Jeremy hitting on girls and scoring chicks everyday. Also likes doing the Boggy fist pump with his Uncle Rodgers. His favorite words is raunchy and Fuck You Helaine

Mr. Mocho plz don't rape Choi

by Brian Bullion December 28, 2013

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017

mochip

A saviour against our lord Hegarty whom hath imprisonments us with Hegarty depression: Mochip.xyz Is a website whereby you copy in the question directly from gulags such as educake and HegartyMaths and it tells you the answer.

Hegarty-19 had swept across the world causing a million deaths before papa Stalin singlehandedly developed the mochip vaccine saving all humanity.

by CapitalistDestroyer6969Xdxd October 7, 2020

Moshope

She has a lit fashion sense,good at dancing,caring,cooly outdated,a food lover,a goofy girl,friendly&the life of any party.Shopsy

That girl is a moshope

by by shopsy02 October 23, 2017

mohophobic

Someone that freaks out at the looks of a person participating in Movember.

Mary: Ah! you look like a sleezy pimp with that lousy mo!
Fred: Give me a break, I'm just raising money for the Movember cause! Are you sure you're not mohophobic or something?

by ghostwhowalks November 22, 2009