moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

moat monster by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014

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meatmonster

a large penis, phallic-saurus

co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite

meatmonster by frankgrimey February 1, 2008

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Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

Davenport Meatmonster by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

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Meatmonster

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.

Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.

Meatmonster by Ngn660 June 9, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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