moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014

meatmonster

a large penis, phallic-saurus

co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite

by frankgrimey February 1, 2008

Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Meatmonster

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.

Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.

by Ngn660 June 9, 2009