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When you screw up milk so bad people don’t know what you are talking about
Person 1:My dad loves mluk
Person 2:What
P1:Mluk
P2:What
P1:Mluk
P2:What
P1:Ehduhduhwuwhbebwdhhwdhh
P2:Whay
P1:Mluk
P2:Wa5
P1:Aaaaaaa
P2:Aaaaaa
Person 3:aaaaaa
P1&P2:wtf
P3:helo
P2 runs away
P1: hhhhheeeeelllllllloooo-
P1 runs away
P3 runs towards them
P1: so anyways-
P3: I am your father
P2: whose fath-
P3: oh sorry my pet mouse is here
Mouse: hi
P1&P2: hi
P1:so anyways I was saying my dad loves milk so much he has been at the store for 15 years
P2:ohhhhhh me too
P3: so anyways I live next door if you want to meat me there that would be great
P1&2:what
mluk by Milk29684863525264759585837 October 29, 2021
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