mliad 

Short for "My life is a disaster"

John: MLIAD
Harry: Same bro...

mliad by Zinwan89 February 17, 2020

MLIAJ 

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

MLIA 

MLIA - My Life Is Average
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA

Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA

I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.

MLIA by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009

MLADGEMAN 

The word MLADGEMAN is a synonym for a man able to fuck all night long.
Women in a select company would always discribe a MLADGEMAN as a savage (knowing very well that he is a good fucker).
Men would always refer to him as a goal one can never attain.
The MLADGEMAN is something like an urban legend.
A MLADGEMAN would always prefer to use the term "the MLADGEMAN" when he talks about himself or his extraordinary abilities.

"Sir, is it true? Are you the MLADGEMAN?"

"MLADGEMAN is MLADGEMAN."

MLADGEMAN by the MLADGEMAN-expert May 17, 2008

Miladinović 

Ascended god warrior, a blessing from the heavens by the merciful God. One could say He is God himself and would be absolutely correct.

- Who is that over there approaching us?
- It is the mighty Miladinović , bow before Him before He releases us from this mortal realm.

Miladinović by Ghostbuster Lego June 18, 2021

Mladen 

If you know someone named liked that, that means you are extremely lucky. You have met an amazing person(try not to lose them 'cause sometimes they are Gemini). They are really hot. You would probably be fucked by one, but it's not that easy.

Example: PERSON 1:OMG, have you already seen the new boy?! HE IS NAMED MLADEN

PERSON 2: OMG, he must be really hot.

Mladen by MmMcOol November 23, 2019

MLIAA 

1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."

2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.

1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA

2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!

MLIAA by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009