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mittoris
mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023
shit mitts
Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )
Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
shit mitts by The Hankys January 8, 2013
Groupchat Mitosis
When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019
Drop The Mitts
when a build up of chirps angers you. Simpy stat "Drop the mitts" and prepare to have a little tussle or showdown; This goes back to the olden days where in hockey people wore mitts instead of gloves.
Drop The Mitts by the hoser July 19, 2011
Tater Mitts
When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.
Tater Mitts by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007
Miltos
Miltos is one of the nicest people you will ever meet he cares about others and he tries to never let anyone down, he also loves memes and is an overall funny guy and cool with every one
Miltos by Michael Ishaia September 27, 2020
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