mittos 

another way of saying meats

you got 4/20 in the test? Ah!!! Mittos!

mittos by gilo December 2, 2004

mittoris 

Mitt Romney’s enormous clitoris that makes all the Mormon men go wild

I was licking that mittoris up and down last night

mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023

shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

shit mitts by The Hankys January 8, 2013

Groupchat Mitosis 

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019

Drop The Mitts 

when a build up of chirps angers you. Simpy stat "Drop the mitts" and prepare to have a little tussle or showdown; This goes back to the olden days where in hockey people wore mitts instead of gloves.

Clark: Friggin' hoser has been chirping me all game and he's too afraid to drop the mitts

Drop The Mitts by the hoser July 19, 2011

Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

Tater Mitts by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

Miltos 

Miltos is one of the nicest people you will ever meet he cares about others and he tries to never let anyone down, he also loves memes and is an overall funny guy and cool with every one

Someone: Dou you want to go out today

Me: Of course but don't forget Miltos

Miltos by Michael Ishaia September 27, 2020