Definitions by gilo

chinky pinky 

an oriental man's penis referring to its smaller size.
optionally used just to refer to a small penis

"take a look at that guys chinky pinky"

chinky pinky by Gilo November 28, 2012

waant 

a verb to express your dislike of doing something, (the opposite of want)
Originated from Winchester College.
Can be exaggerated by adding extra 'a's

"Do you want to go to the cinema?"
"No, I waant"

"Do you want to go out with me?"
"No, I waaaaaaaaant!!!"

waant by gilo December 4, 2004

small 

irritating. usually when a short person is the one being irritating

{your younger brother is p*ssing you off}
"Stop being so small!"

small by gilo December 2, 2004

jig 

somebody who is a real twat.

Look! It's Jig, he's such a twat!

jig by gilo December 2, 2004

Merchant Banker 

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

Merchant Banker by gilo December 2, 2004

mittos 

another way of saying meats

you got 4/20 in the test? Ah!!! Mittos!

mittos by gilo December 2, 2004

meats 

the way of giving someone rejection.
can also be accompanied by a hand gesture where all four fingers are closed together and the hand pointed at the person who is "taking meats".

Dave: "Apparently the world's going to end!"
Bob: "No it's not, meats!"

meats by gilo December 2, 2004