mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.

"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?

mitten job by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011

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Frosty Mitten Job

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens

Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job

Frosty Mitten Job by manswer April 29, 2009

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Mitten Frost Job

Mitten Frost Job is the act when your partner puts Ice into a sock or mitten and jerk your penis with it rather it being on your penis or it be your partner wearing it on their hand and jerking.

Hey Ophelia, i think I saw Kadoc get a Mitten Frost Job from Anastasia.

Mitten Frost Job by HayhauntsHonths September 29, 2018

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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