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mistletoe
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The only
plant
that legally allows you to mouth
rape
your co-worker at the Christmas
party
Joe
- Mary totally got
mouth
raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas
party
.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
mistletoe
by
jjfred
July 4, 2010
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