the quickest, easiest way to piss off RIAA
"i wish i had never KaZaad"
a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.
hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again
the obsolete paperweight lying in the corner of my room
hey, be careful with that brand new 486, it cost me $3000!
A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy
look! im writing profanity on the wall!
somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime
*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you
a round rubber thingy with streachy properties, usually made of rubber. sometimes they are brown, sometimes they are blue, there have also been reports of red rubber bands, but i have never seen one myself.
"this rubber band is really hurting my penis."