A person that displays the following physical and mental
characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses,
trailer park style
white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.