Mistee

Mistee is your basic british chav who owns the latest apple products, louis vitton etc. She requests a cup of tea on a daily basis. She is very posh. She likes to flex. She’s also very smart so remember to copy of her in exams. Your welcome.

Mistee: OMG guys I’m getting the iPhone 12 when it comes out. Im also getting more Gucci

Mistee by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 10, 2020

mistee

Someone who bugs you to define them because their name doesn't appear on urban dictionary

Mistee is an ass.

mistee by Jfromstatefarm November 16, 2016

mistee

Someone who bugs you to define them because their name doesn't appear on urban dictionary

Mistee is an ass.

mistee by Jfromstatefarm November 16, 2016

Dirty Mistee 

A former Dirty foot "name referencing a Methamphetamine whore". Most commonly found working at a custom flour mixing mill. Flirts with everyone in highly inappropriate ways.

"Hey man have you spoke to the new girl she is definitely a Dirty Mistee!"

Dirty Mistee by Mr. Fuckery December 20, 2021

Mister P 

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

Mister P by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018