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Clinton-speak. A euphemism used when you have lied and get caught out.
Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.
Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.
1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no gunfire anywhere."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."
Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."
2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."
Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."
Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"
Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."
misspoke by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks October 4, 2008
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misspoke
To tell a blatant lie. Coined by Hillary Clinton - Hillary Clinton has insisted that she simply "misspoke" when she claimed she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire 12 years ago. However, Mrs Clinton says she simply made a mistake due to sleep deprivation, which "proves I'm human".
Wife : You motherfucker !! How dare you call my mother a ugly money grabbing back stabbing bad tempered fat old whore ??
Husband : I'm sorry my darling. I simply misspoke.
Husband : I'm sorry my darling. I simply misspoke.
misspoke by JamesC1976 March 26, 2008
play the misspoke card
to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.
example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...
Palin later on:I misspoke.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...
Palin later on:I misspoke.
play the misspoke card by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010
Misspoke
When a Democrat, especially a Clinton, tells the opposite of the truth. Not to be confused with "Lie", a word reserved for Republicans who speak using documentation.
Hillary Clinton misspoke about her recollection of her trip tp Bosnia. George Bush had CIA documentation of WMDs in Iraq, therefore, he lied.
Misspoke by rickrocker April 28, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.