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mississipi mudslide 

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
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mississippi mudslide

A Mississippi Mudslide is the next step after a Cleveland Steamer. You take a dump on a girls chest (the Cleveland Steamer part) then use that as lube to titty fuck her. It often precedes a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle (moving up and into the girls mouth to erupt).
I met some nasty ho at the bar last night and gave her a Mississippi Mudslide. It smelled horrible but the crazy bitch was into it and she actually requested a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle!
mississippi mudslide by GTaylor April 12, 2008

mississippi mudslide

It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip ‘n’ slide) which is why the term “mudslide” is used.
Last night I gave Sally a Mississippi Mudslide and she threw up all over my dick.

mississippi mudslide

aka Santers stocking....... An unfeasonably large poo only generated by a panting fat man or seasoned arse bandit. usually left sat in the toilet bowl after flushing resembling a crumbled hillside or on rare occasions a dirty xmas stocking.
i would'nt go in there chief, some fat fuckers left a mississippi mudslide!!

Mississippi Mudslide

The act in which a male puts his penis into a females anal cavity, and then proceeds to urinate inside of her. Result is a digusting mess that smells like sewage.
Dude, my roommate ruined my sheets by giving some bitch a Mississippi Mudslide in my bed.
Mississippi Mudslide by gredubbs April 20, 2009

mississippi mudslide

this is when you take a shit in a condom and freeze it. then use it as a dildo.
yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.

i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.

THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE 

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide
Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE
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