mirkalami 

Someone who is rejected from Stanford University after a lifetime of hard work.

Man he just got his rejection letter from Stanford. What a mirkalami.

mirkalami by SupaFresh February 20, 2008

miralaxing

The state of complete relief after taking an effective yet gentle laxative and stool softener (combined.)

Jesus, I can barely crap when I travel but I definitely can't crap with you creeping around the hotel room. Can you just go to the complimentary continental breakfast so i can start miralaxing?

miralaxing by rumtopf February 21, 2011

Milkalating

When the rip is just that fat, it’s milkalating.

“OMG IT’S MILKALATING”

Milkalating by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020

Mirkami 

They're a reserved but caring person. Probably nobody would understand their sarcasm but it's very good.

hey Mirkami! that's a great sculpture!

Mirkami by m.km November 21, 2021

mikalakias 

A very nasty creature of undefined form and size. If you see it in the wild, do not go close. It generates a sound using its spinal cord to make you hallucinate for days or even weeks.

Some people use the mikakalias' sound for recreational purposes, while others hunt them using very loud soundsystems that play country music, to which the mikalakias is allergic to and when exposed, it eventually evaporates.

P.1: Look, I can spot a wild mikalakias floating at that hill over there!
P.2: Oh dear god! Let's slowly start walking away, if it sees us it will do that sound...
P.1: You don't happen to have any of that good 'ole country music now, do you?
P.2: No, I didn't think we would meet one of those freakin' creatures.

mikalakias by sigroig November 21, 2021