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miralaxing

The state of complete relief after taking an effective yet gentle laxative and stool softener (combined.)
Jesus, I can barely crap when I travel but I definitely can't crap with you creeping around the hotel room. Can you just go to the complimentary continental breakfast so i can start miralaxing?
miralaxing by rumtopf February 21, 2011
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Milkalating

When the rip is just that fat, it’s milkalating.
OMG IT’S MILKALATING”
Milkalating by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020
They're a reserved but caring person. Probably nobody would understand their sarcasm but it's very good.
hey Mirkami! that's a great sculpture!
Mirkami by m.km November 21, 2021

mikalakias 

A very nasty creature of undefined form and size. If you see it in the wild, do not go close. It generates a sound using its spinal cord to make you hallucinate for days or even weeks.

Some people use the mikakalias' sound for recreational purposes, while others hunt them using very loud soundsystems that play country music, to which the mikalakias is allergic to and when exposed, it eventually evaporates.
P.1: Look, I can spot a wild mikalakias floating at that hill over there!
P.2: Oh dear god! Let's slowly start walking away, if it sees us it will do that sound...
P.1: You don't happen to have any of that good 'ole country music now, do you?
P.2: No, I didn't think we would meet one of those freakin' creatures.
mikalakias by sigroig November 21, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022