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miralaxing
The state of complete relief after taking an effective yet gentle laxative and stool softener (combined.)
Jesus, I can barely crap when I travel but I definitely can't crap with you creeping around the hotel room. Can you just go to the complimentary continental breakfast so i can start miralaxing?
miralaxing by rumtopf February 21, 2011
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Milkalating
Milkalating by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020
mikalakias
A very nasty creature of undefined form and size. If you see it in the wild, do not go close. It generates a sound using its spinal cord to make you hallucinate for days or even weeks.
Some people use the mikakalias' sound for recreational purposes, while others hunt them using very loud soundsystems that play country music, to which the mikalakias is allergic to and when exposed, it eventually evaporates.
Some people use the mikakalias' sound for recreational purposes, while others hunt them using very loud soundsystems that play country music, to which the mikalakias is allergic to and when exposed, it eventually evaporates.
P.1: Look, I can spot a wild mikalakias floating at that hill over there!
P.2: Oh dear god! Let's slowly start walking away, if it sees us it will do that sound...
P.1: You don't happen to have any of that good 'ole country music now, do you?
P.2: No, I didn't think we would meet one of those freakin' creatures.
P.2: Oh dear god! Let's slowly start walking away, if it sees us it will do that sound...
P.1: You don't happen to have any of that good 'ole country music now, do you?
P.2: No, I didn't think we would meet one of those freakin' creatures.
mikalakias by sigroig November 21, 2021
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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