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mikalakias 

A very nasty creature of undefined form and size. If you see it in the wild, do not go close. It generates a sound using its spinal cord to make you hallucinate for days or even weeks.

Some people use the mikakalias' sound for recreational purposes, while others hunt them using very loud soundsystems that play country music, to which the mikalakias is allergic to and when exposed, it eventually evaporates.
P.1: Look, I can spot a wild mikalakias floating at that hill over there!
P.2: Oh dear god! Let's slowly start walking away, if it sees us it will do that sound...
P.1: You don't happen to have any of that good 'ole country music now, do you?
P.2: No, I didn't think we would meet one of those freakin' creatures.
mikalakias by sigroig November 21, 2021
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Mixalakis 

The true definition of a router.
He is a humble boy from rich parents.
Everyone is connected to his phone.
Mixalakis! Turn on the hotspot!

Do you have your mobile data on Mixalakis?
Mixalakis by 9ties December 12, 2022
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