Mint Chocolate Chip is one the varieties of flavors in certain brands of Ice Cream. It is often characterized by it's distinct green color, along with chocolate bits in the ice cream, and tastes much like mint with chocolate, similar to a peppermint patty.
It is also known for being a popular brand of ice cream for people to make, brandishing it as a popular homemade ice cream.
The mint chocolate chip snow storm is when you put toothpaste in your partners ass and you take it out with the bristles of the toothbrush and brush your teeth and when your done spit it back into her ass and then use mouthwash and spit it into her ass then you can continue having sexual intercourse.
She felt a chilling cool rush as I performed the mint chocolate chip snow storm.
You take a dump in a girls mouth, then after that, you cum in her mouth and make her squish it around in her mouth. Then you slap her in the back of her head and she will spit it up and when it comes out of her mouth, it will look like Mint chocolate because the cum is white, and the shit is dark or green.
my girlfriend wanted to get a mint chocholate swirl at starbucks but i had a better mint chocolate swirl in mind
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.