ming monkey

a person that does mingers

by fart knocker April 24, 2003

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell May 24, 2018

Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 14, 2016

monkey minge

an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face

hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent

by biggertom October 09, 2009