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Minecraftgasm 

The overwhelming ecstatic sensation that one gets from playing the game Minecraft. These can usually be linked to specific events in the game, and can last anywhere from 5-15 seconds. (Also known as a "Zen Moment".) Similar to an orgasm felt during sexual intercourse.
Steve: "Hey Bob, I just put in a furnace, built a sign that directs people to my mine, and put up some bookshelves."
Bob: "Thats awesome, I'm getting ready to go hunting cause I only have 3 hearts left."
Steve: "Oh cool, co- BOB?!"
Bob: "Ahhhhhh.... Oh, sorry. I just had a Minecraftgasm."
Steve: "Understood. I get those alot."
Minecraftgasm by iMo0n November 30, 2010

minecraftology

My son is so addicted to Minecraft that he has become a student of minecraftology.

MinecraftOnline 

r/dankmemes but Minecraft. (Moderators)
person 1: goes on minecraftonline and breaks a single block owned by person 2 83737747 eternities ago

mod: banned banned banned
MinecraftOnline by hh_hh_h_hh_hh August 23, 2019

minecraftonline 

MinecraftOnline is a popular and long-standing minecraft survival multiplayer server. The server is run by a staff team of volunteers, keeping players from breaking the rules.
I will now go and play on MinecraftOnline, the oldest Minecraft server available.

Minecraftophobia

He/She has Minecraftophobia
Minecraftophobia by Hewaztaken April 4, 2023

minecraftgender 

me am the blocky boi
person 1:hey what do you identify as?
person 2: minecraftgender
person 1: please be a joke...
minecraftgender by bonnienothere December 24, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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