Jim: Hey Brad want to hang ou-
Brad.... what the fuck are you doing
Brad: Just pwning some noobs.
How about we build a cabin instead :D
Jim: AHHHH (Throws book at Brad's face)
Brad: What...?
*That day Jim killed 3 people*
Jim had minecraftphobia
player 1: hey bro, do you want to check out Minecraft with me?
Player 2: no way man, I don't want to become addicted to it like you.
Player 3: oh great, a dude with Mincraftphobia.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"