mincers

Eyes. Abbreviation for mince pies; Cockney Rhyming Slang for eyes.

Use yer mincers.

by OnLineJones September 22, 2009

Mincers

Freakishly small feet, especially on a male.

"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."

by Nannerama April 8, 2010

mincers leg

A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.

Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.

"What's wrong with your leg?"
"Oh, I've got mincers leg."

by Gailo May 25, 2014

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

Minceraft

When you enter Minecraft every 10,000th time, the title will say Minceraft instead of Minecraft. Most people most don’t notice it

Player: *opens Minecraft*
Minecraft: *actually says Minceraft*
Player: *never notices*

by Toxk March 7, 2020

Minceraft

An Easter egg in the game Minecraft that has the letter e and the letter c swapped. It is a rarely occurring Easter egg with a 0.010% chance to be the title.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, have you ever had the Minecraft logo be Minceraft?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened once.

by Spaoggers April 22, 2020

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015