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the French pronunciation of monkey,
a la "Inspector Clouseau" of
"Pink Panther" movies fame.
"You're an ass minkey!"
minkey by Tom S. February 17, 2004

Mickey Cobbler 

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.
"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
Mickey Cobbler by DannyDimes December 3, 2020

acting da mickey 

Acting stupid, insane
"That's what you get for acting da mickey, Virginia"

mickey milkovich 

The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.
Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.

mikey wikey 

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.
( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!
mikey wikey by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

Mikey Way 

Bassist for band My Chemical Romance, and brother of vocalist, Gerard Way. From what I've gathered of fans, Mikey Way seems to be some sort of icon for nerds with asthma, despite the fact he doesn't even have asthma.
'I don't actually have asthma, but I'll be happy to sign your inhalers.' - Mikey Way
Mikey Way by Gingus September 19, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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