milky jugs 

milky jugs are massively oversized tits which sag down below the belly and trip you up when your try to walk, and which leak excessively and make you slip on the juice

karols milky jugs dripped uncontrollably as she bent over to pick up her donut, causing many piglets coming over to suck on her tits

milky jugs by phantom fiddlers February 14, 2023

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

got milk jugs? 

Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.

(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)

I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.

"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.

"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.

"You got milk jugs?", I queried.

"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.

I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."

He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."

I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"

(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)

got milk jugs? by Carol Ann Shelby December 10, 2006

milk jugs 

a female with very large tits

person A: "damn, did you see the milk jugs on that girl?"
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "

milk jugs by silvers #1 fan May 26, 2024