milk you
milk you by FuckmyBrokoly June 18, 2017
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Milk you dry
When someone beats the very ego of your soul to pulp. Typically leaving you senseless and with a false sense of overwhelming disruption of emotion.
She won’t be direct, talk to me tell me what she needs; contentment? When I know it isn’t commitment, is her obligation really more urgent that of mine is? My delirium a bit, optimistic intrinsic. I’m long for her in my wish but I’m spaced, Incase a barrierors I no longer look to break. Friend: She’s milk you dry bro, sorry to say. Your wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want to be loved.
Milk you dry by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
I can milk you
I can milk you by BSposts July 7, 2020
I can milk you
I can milk you by BSposts July 7, 2020
You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!
Stemming from a mix up of the [two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
do you like milk
do you like milk by Thornless789 March 8, 2017
And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich
Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010
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