A semi-famous fan fiction written about Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendon Urie and ex-guitarist Ryan Ross, in which Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. There have been variations on the fic involving other band members (Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz - Fall Out Boy, Gerard Way and Frank Iero - My Chemical Romance, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth - All Time Low, etc.). The fic has made it's name as being one of the most disturbing fanfictions written the bandom.

"Have you read the Milk Fic yet?"
"Oh god, no. We don't talk about the Milk Fic"

milk fic by Benjadict July 8, 2014

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going to get milk

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

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Milkers

Huge boobs, breasts, tiddies

Guy 1: look at the at&t lady HUGE MILKERS
guy 2: MILK

Milkers by LolMILK March 22, 2021

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hipster milk

A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.

"Hipster milk on sale this week: $6 / 1L eco-carton."

hipster milk by hipster_of_the_month February 6, 2013

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