milfhut 

Like the builders hut from clash of clans but full of milfs. it's bought with schrute bucks instead of gems

bob: how many milfhuts do you have in your village?

jerry: i have around 4

bob: wow you must completely be out of schrute bucks!

milfhut by Stormyyyyyyyyyy May 26, 2021

milfhunter 

A guy who likes to have sex with an older woman. MILF is the abbreviation of "mom I'd like to fuck" so he hunts
moms who he would like to fuck.

Jack is such a milfhunter bastard his new girl is 56 years old.

milfhunter by Biker February 21, 2006

milfhunternator 

One who goes looking for milf.

cpufreak is the milfhunternator!

milfhunternator by notmilf January 30, 2005

milfuta 

Mom I'd like to fuck up the ass

What's a milfuta honey? uhhhhhhh...........Why do you ask dear? Some kid called me that...... Well he was wrong dear, trust me.

milfuta by ass-slayer August 10, 2006

milfhunter 

A foot shooting male who glamorizes his demonizer BASED on age (older women) while demonizing his own gender BASED on age.

He calls older males who seduce young college girls "predatory dirty old men" then calls himself a "hunter". He glamorizes the being who will call him "pervert, predator, dirty old man" when he becomes a sugardaddy as his polarity shifts downwards towards women younger than him.... An inevitability since 90% of males marry and few marry someone older than them.

He rewards women's age based demonization of him with age based glamorization while the rest of males marry females younger than us because.... F that double standard. Its a HUGE turn off.

"when I was 22 I was a milfhunter. I loved a 40 year old woman. I gave 4 yaers of my life to her. Then I turned 40 and young women because the mysterious woman and I met Sherry who was 22. The milfs i once glamorized.... descended upon us with their standard vicious labels 'you pervert predator dirty old man she can be your daughter. How dare you catch up on the youth we took from you DIRTY OLD MAN. You sick creepy old man'. They told her I was "dangerous" just because I was 40. That's what the milfs I glamorized did to endless 10000s of boytoys of the past. Thats when I realized who milf REALLY IS (my demonizer). And I realized who I really was all along (a sucker). NOWWW i get it."

milfhunter by gloonie roonie November 10, 2008

milfuta 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck Up The Ass - A standard milf with an exceptional posterior begging to be fucked.

That milfuta's ass is as hot as her daughter's!

milfuta by GR & JK June 11, 2008

MILFUTA 

Mom I"d like to fuck up the ass
Commonly used by bored cutlery salesmen in Santa Rosa, California

That hor ass mom is no milf, she's a milfuta....baby's got back............

MILFUTA by ass-slayer August 9, 2006