Skip to main content

milfhut

Like the builders hut from clash of clans but full of milfs. it's bought with schrute bucks instead of gems
bob: how many milfhuts do you have in your village?

jerry: i have around 4

bob: wow you must completely be out of schrute bucks!
by Stormyyyyyyyyyy May 26, 2021
mugGet the milfhut mug.

milfhunter

A guy who likes to have sex with an older woman. MILF is the abbreviation of "mom I'd like to fuck" so he hunts
moms who he would like to fuck.
Jack is such a milfhunter bastard his new girl is 56 years old.
by Biker February 21, 2006
mugGet the milfhunter mug.
Related Words

milfhunternator

cpufreak is the milfhunternator!
by notmilf January 30, 2005
mugGet the milfhunternator mug.

milfuta

What's a milfuta honey? uhhhhhhh...........Why do you ask dear? Some kid called me that...... Well he was wrong dear, trust me.
by ass-slayer August 10, 2006
mugGet the milfuta mug.

milfhunter

A foot shooting male who glamorizes his demonizer BASED on age (older women) while demonizing his own gender BASED on age.

He calls older males who seduce young college girls "predatory dirty old men" then calls himself a "hunter". He glamorizes the being who will call him "pervert, predator, dirty old man" when he becomes a sugardaddy as his polarity shifts downwards towards women younger than him.... An inevitability since 90% of males marry and few marry someone older than them.

He rewards women's age based demonization of him with age based glamorization while the rest of males marry females younger than us because.... F that double standard. Its a HUGE turn off.
"when I was 22 I was a milfhunter. I loved a 40 year old woman. I gave 4 yaers of my life to her. Then I turned 40 and young women because the mysterious woman and I met Sherry who was 22. The milfs i once glamorized.... descended upon us with their standard vicious labels 'you pervert predator dirty old man she can be your daughter. How dare you catch up on the youth we took from you DIRTY OLD MAN. You sick creepy old man'. They told her I was "dangerous" just because I was 40. That's what the milfs I glamorized did to endless 10000s of boytoys of the past. Thats when I realized who milf REALLY IS (my demonizer). And I realized who I really was all along (a sucker). NOWWW i get it."
by gloonie roonie November 10, 2008
mugGet the milfhunter mug.

milfuta

Mother I'd Like to Fuck Up The Ass - A standard milf with an exceptional posterior begging to be fucked.
That milfuta's ass is as hot as her daughter's!
by GR & JK June 11, 2008
mugGet the milfuta mug.

MILFUTA

Mom I"d like to fuck up the ass
Commonly used by bored cutlery salesmen in Santa Rosa, California
That hor ass mom is no milf, she's a milfuta....baby's got back............
by ass-slayer August 9, 2006
mugGet the MILFUTA mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email