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mijatovic 

the best family name out of balkan. if you ever find an mijatovic you propably should get an friendship with him.
mijatovic
mijatovic by gogotajin July 8, 2017
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Igor Matovič

A former prime minister who only made Slovakia worse but at least we have some quality memes.
#1: "Have you heard of Igor Matovič?"
#2: "One time?"
#1: "What?"
#2: "nExT tiMe?"
#1: " so you do know him..."
Igor Matovič by igorkos girl March 30, 2021
Word originated in Belgrade (Serbia) to define a nerd or a geek with swetty hands.
Sheldom (Big Bang Tehory) is a Matovic.
Matovic by verderevelde November 24, 2011

elena miljatovic 

debela kuja
X:Hey do you know who is elena miljatovic?
Xx:Hey!
Ofc, she is a "debela kuja".

muratovic 

A gay man with 2 inches long for a cock, usually has no sex life
Will you help me, no ive got no inches cause I'm a muratovic
muratovic by Bigdickjake69 November 25, 2016

Muratovic 

A person who is better than you in every game. Has an average penis with 10-15 inches and has a 83.59% chance to steal your girl.
Oh, that Muratovic fucked my girlfriend while my mother was sucking his dick.
Muratovic by 177callmeraven January 1, 2017

Matovič 

A joke of a politic
Acts like a teenage girl from bel air
Smerks wider than the grinch
You act like Matovič.(act like a nonce)
Matovič by Babatundee Benji March 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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