midnight snack smack 

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

midnight snack smack by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

Midnight Uncle Smack 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

Midnight Uncle Smack by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons 

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025