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Midgetry 

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.
There is midgetry afoot!
Midgetry by ComradeD August 14, 2008

Midgetal 

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
Midgetal by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009

Midgetaro 

1. One of the most powerful/fearsome midgets in human history. His super strength and ability to fit in small places is legendary.

2. An affectionate term for a midget or short person.
Tom: "Haha!!! Look at that stupid midget!"

Steve: "Dude...thats Midgetaro..."

"AGHH!!!!!"

Only bones remain.
Midgetaro by Argonak April 11, 2008
Something possessing the body type of a midget.
"Their midgety bodies barely reached five feet"
Midgety by gotenibehe October 25, 2014

Midgetard 

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget
"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"
Midgetard by Cocksucker December 17, 2003
A mentally retarded midget or little person.
Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.
midgtard by gribblet666 February 6, 2010
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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