microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

by 4fecta January 17, 2017

microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

by john blinker September 28, 2025

microplastic

someone who shares an opinion that's so toxic and widespread you wonder how anyone puts up with it

microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"

by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb March 2, 2025

Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.

The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.

by fro99er October 17, 2024

Microplastic

a Slang term for taking strong gel-tabs (also used as a term for other psychedelics).

"Beware of the Microplastic(s)!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 22, 2023