Microplastic 

a Slang term for taking strong gel-tabs (also used as a term for other psychedelics).

"Beware of the Microplastic(s)!"

Microplastic by 13AquaOrbit January 22, 2023

microplastic 

someone who shares an opinion that's so toxic and widespread you wonder how anyone puts up with it

microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"

microplastic by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb March 2, 2025

microplastic control group 

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

microplastic control group by john blinker September 28, 2025

Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.

The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.

Schrödinger's Microplastic by fro99er October 17, 2024

microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017

microtastic 

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

microtastic by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

microplatinum 

used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:

micro = 1 / 1,000,000

platinum = 10,000,000

micro*platinum = 10

Jane: Hey, have you heard that new D.J. Hairy Henry album?

John: D.J. who?

Jane: Hairy Henry. He has like 4 CDs out.

John: Yeah? 4 CDs? Well I guess he wanted to add another
microplatinum album to his collection.

microplatinum by crazyguy June 16, 2008