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Microbitch 

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.
You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.
Microbitch by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

Microbitch 

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch
Microbitch by Psychodiction April 10, 2016

macrobiotic 

“Macrobiotics” is an ancient discipline which was conceived in 1922 by Sir George Oshkoshbygoshwa, a famous Japanese shaman. The word “macrobiotic” comes from the Greek words “macro”, meaning “shortcut”, and “biotic”, which means “with the superhuman strength of a robot”.
A balanced, macrobiotic diet avoids extremes; it consists of brown rice, fish, brown rice, seaweed, brown rice, seeds, brown rice, fruits and vegetables purchased from Whole Foods, and brown rice.
macrobiotic by typing.monkey February 14, 2009

Microbiolic Spasm 

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
Microbiolic Spasm by Murtag October 21, 2011

microbiosis 

Brucellosis is a microbiosis.
microbiosis by uttam maharjan August 13, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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