macrobiotic 

“Macrobiotics” is an ancient discipline which was conceived in 1922 by Sir George Oshkoshbygoshwa, a famous Japanese shaman. The word “macrobiotic” comes from the Greek words “macro”, meaning “shortcut”, and “biotic”, which means “with the superhuman strength of a robot”.

A balanced, macrobiotic diet avoids extremes; it consists of brown rice, fish, brown rice, seaweed, brown rice, seeds, brown rice, fruits and vegetables purchased from Whole Foods, and brown rice.

macrobiotic by typing.monkey February 14, 2009

Macrobatics 

(n) The art of having more than enough keyboard shortcuts (macros) than are required for the standard operation of a computer.

I got a 10.0 for my Olympic macrobatics; I spam 3 online forums and all 15 channels of an online game with dickbutt every time I hit alt+shift+D.

Macrobatics by Death In Person February 8, 2010

microbiotic 

Teeny-tiny stuff that is alive.

Lots of plankton is microbiotic.

microbiotic by Definition of Urban Dictionary January 20, 2016

Microbiolic Spasm 

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.

Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.

Microbiolic Spasm by Murtag October 21, 2011