michelobe 

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

michelobe by QuacksO August 31, 2019

michelobe ultra 

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.

"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."

michelobe ultra by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014

Lea Michele 

Actress with the voice of an angel and a body sculpted by God himself!

Heath: "So who is in your Guilt-Free Three?"
Kyle: "Lea Michele, Lea Michele and Lea Michele."

Lea Michele by redraider18 February 21, 2010

K. Michelle 

One of the best, most vocal perfect female R&B artists of the 21st century. Idolized by her ride-or-die fanbase the "Rebels". Her music is perfect for any mood and touches many hearts. One artist of few who doesn't care for what musical charts say. Has a large/massive butt named Betsy.

K. Michelle is my absolute favorite singer. She is TOTALLY awesome!

K. Michelle by KmichelleTea February 4, 2017

Sarah Michelle Gellar 

Known as SMG for short, this actress is probably best known for her work on the cult hit television show Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. She has won several awards, including a Daytime Emmy for her performance in All My Children. She has also starred in a number of movies including Cruel Intentions and The Grudge, and is currently continuing to pursue her movie career.

Sarah has a reputation in Hollywood as being incredibly professional, talented, kind, and smart. She has developed a wide and dedicated fanbase over the years due to her abilities, charisma, and generosity. There are also a number of people who have developed a certain amount of disdain for her, including fans of Buffy who don't feel that she has given them enough attention, those who believe various unflattering rumors about her character, and those who call her acting talent itself into question. Those who have known her and worked with her, however, almost always have only positive things to say about her dedication to her craft, her personality, and her skills.

"(Sarah Michelle Gellar) has been doing this for her whole life, and that could make a person completely strange and...stupid. But Sarah thinks about the whole picture. She could direct. She could produce. She can do all of those things very ably. She's as good an actress as I've ever worked with, and believe me when I say that I am as bitter a man about actors as you will ever meet." - Joss Whedon

Sarah Michelle Gellar by Murasaki Yugata July 22, 2008

Michelob Ultra 

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

Michelob Ultra by Kturk August 5, 2005

Michelob Ultra 

What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.

Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"

Michelob Ultra by dmbcpa777 August 9, 2012