michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

michelobe ultra

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.

"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."

by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014

michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

awesome singer songwriter musician

by Michelle Luver March 3, 2005

Michelle Branch

A Great Singer and deons't lip sync

Did I mention she sings?

by Rockstar June 16, 2003

michelle branch

a super talented girl, singer, guitarist, wife, almost mom, simply, nice, and everything kond in this world....

better than poser and something like that

by mida May 13, 2005

michelle branch

a singer that writes her own music, is in her own band now, can play the guitar and many other instruments, very pretty, also quite funny :)

plays lots of instruments and continues to:)

by eunice January 22, 2005

michelle branch

Most huggable singer song writer in the world

omfg its michelle!!! hey whose that... oh sorry avril... youre too small to see

by michee September 14, 2003