michalska

A beautiful funny Russian female who usually has brown eyes who is attracted to Vietnamese guys with the name Ryan.

Boy 1: Isn't that Michalska?
Boy 2: She's Beautiful.

michalska by Yakute November 30, 2013

michalski 

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.

michalski by zerodroprate January 23, 2011

michalina 

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.

I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.

michalina by passengerx March 20, 2019

Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.

1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.

Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Michalina 

This is the name of the most amazing person in the world and they should know it. A person with this name is so amazing and beautiful that its indescribable

Michalina you are so amazing

Michalina by scorched_oli March 10, 2021

Michalaable 

Someone with astonishing confidence coming from a very knowledgeable background.

This world would really be such a better place if everyone was a little more Michalaable

Michalaable by TeamBrownSugar January 11, 2013

Alyson Michalka 

gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).

Alyson Michalka and Ricky Ullman made a cute couple on POTF. Pheely for ever!

Alyson Michalka by Cecil F. November 27, 2006