mezmotized
I was mezmotized by her boobies.
mezmotized by Ryan Miller February 3, 2005
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Memorized
You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...
Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
Iam 😒
Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
Iam 😒
Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026