mezmotized
I was mezmotized by her boobies.
mezmotized by Ryan Miller February 3, 2005
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Memorized
You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...
Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
Iam 😒
Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
Iam 😒
Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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