Skip to main content
When you finger bang a girl and get ashes on it.
Man, I thought I was earning my redwings but instead I earned a metzig.
metzig by Hugo Dwayne February 18, 2018
Words you can keep

metzitzah 

It is where a Jew man sucks the cock or shall it be called the blood from the cock of a Jew infant. This form of cock sucking is called suction or the metzitzah technique which is preformed during Brit milah which is a Jew ceremony for male circumcision. It is most often preformed in a snyogue where people watch and cheer for the child getting his cock sucked for the first time.
Person 1 Damn look at that line coming out of the synagogue, it stretches down the street!!
Person 2 O, cool, there must be a metzitzah going on……
Person 1, metzitzah… what the fuck is that?
Person 2 OMG forreals? Your so stupid, its when all the gay jew men from a given city line up to suck the cock of an 8 day old who is being circumcises. OMFG, get with the program.
metzitzah by lovedmymetzitzah October 4, 2012
Related Words
A little sassy at times but a loving person and makes fun of people and will usually correct you of ur wrong
HEY metzi
Type my name with a capital M Metzi
Metzi by Heheudhebdnjdbe July 12, 2019
A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.
Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.
Metzger by Metzgirl February 3, 2010
Anything non-Italian. Often used by Italian Americans, it is a bastardization of the word "American". Italian Americans hit the 'r' in a way that the listener might interpret as a 't' sound, and the 'c' in many words can be heard as softer, or with a 'g' sound. The 'i' in Italian is pronounced as a long 'e' sound (ee).

"American" was broken down as such:
A-metican
A-met-i-gahn
metigan
Don't cut your pasta, or they'll think you're a metigan.
metigan by Phillip J. Leone July 11, 2007

methignome 

A meth head that lives in other people's yards
Well check out Todd over there he's Mike's methignome!
methignome by scottielovesme July 17, 2015
An extraordinarily great deal that's worth putting in effort to get.

Pronounced metz-see-yah, it's used to emphasize a bargain so good you almost feel bad for the vendor.
I got such a great metziah there, it was worth the shlep.

Black Friday is the day to find great metziahs.
metziah by serb78 April 25, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next