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metzitzah 

It is where a Jew man sucks the cock or shall it be called the blood from the cock of a Jew infant. This form of cock sucking is called suction or the metzitzah technique which is preformed during Brit milah which is a Jew ceremony for male circumcision. It is most often preformed in a snyogue where people watch and cheer for the child getting his cock sucked for the first time.
Person 1 Damn look at that line coming out of the synagogue, it stretches down the street!!
Person 2 O, cool, there must be a metzitzah going on……
Person 1, metzitzah… what the fuck is that?
Person 2 OMG forreals? Your so stupid, its when all the gay jew men from a given city line up to suck the cock of an 8 day old who is being circumcises. OMFG, get with the program.
metzitzah by lovedmymetzitzah October 4, 2012
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A little sassy at times but a loving person and makes fun of people and will usually correct you of ur wrong
HEY metzi
Type my name with a capital M Metzi
Metzi by Heheudhebdnjdbe July 12, 2019
A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.
Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.
Metzger by Metzgirl February 3, 2010
Anything non-Italian. Often used by Italian Americans, it is a bastardization of the word "American". Italian Americans hit the 'r' in a way that the listener might interpret as a 't' sound, and the 'c' in many words can be heard as softer, or with a 'g' sound. The 'i' in Italian is pronounced as a long 'e' sound (ee).

"American" was broken down as such:
A-metican
A-met-i-gahn
metigan
Don't cut your pasta, or they'll think you're a metigan.
metigan by Phillip J. Leone July 11, 2007

methignome 

Well check out Todd over there he's Mike's methignome!
methignome by scottielovesme July 17, 2015
An extraordinarily great deal that's worth putting in effort to get.

Pronounced metz-see-yah, it's used to emphasize a bargain so good you almost feel bad for the vendor.
I got such a great metziah there, it was worth the shlep.

Black Friday is the day to find great metziahs.
metziah by serb78 April 25, 2010