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Matteya is a unique woman. She is kind and fair, she loves unconditionally, and her intelligence is often unmatched. Her mind and heart are just as beautiful as she is externally. Often her willingness to love gets mistaken for weakness, but in reality her strength is in the way she loves and shares her thoughts fearlessly and often. Matteya is the kind of woman, that if she allows you to truly know her you will never be able forget her. She is admirable.
David: who’s Matteya?
Tom: Matteya can be explained with words, she’s a 12/10.
Matteya by Itsjerry March 18, 2021
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Matteya is a fucking idiot, she is kinda dumb and often unintelligent.
This does not apply to all Matteyas, the very few there are, some are kinda cool.
Collin: "What is your name?"
Matteya: "Matteya"
Collin: runs away
Matteya by ImMatteya June 11, 2020
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Matteya • mattea • Mattaya • mateya • mattya • metteya • mataeya • mataeyah • Matreya • mattayah
You are very lucky if you have a Mattea in your life. Matteas seem very quiet and well behaved at first, but once you get to know one, you’re in for a wild ride. A Mattea will most likely enjoy math, but they excel at reading and writing. However, they are not good at science stuff. Matteas have an amazing artistic ability and are very good at picking up new skills. They also have great perseverance. Matteas sometimes fail to see their natural beauty, because they are so humble. A Mattea is generally an introvert, but when around people they trust, a Mattea is as extroverted as it gets. Overall you are very lucky if you know a Mattea and you should always be there for your Mattea as they always will give you a shoulder to cry on.
Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!

Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!
Mattea by dancer11667 June 10, 2019
The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!
I love Mattea, she's the BEST
Mattea by Byron67000 February 7, 2010
The definition of Mateya is beautiful, great hair, a little mean, funny, and loves animals.
Alexander: WOAHHHHH she does have a lot of puppies

Lucas: Well her name is Mateya after all...
mateya by Wadssssuppppp December 26, 2016
shes the type of girl who says shes not sensititve but really is. she could sometimes be kinda mean but overall shes pretty nice, she has a nice music taste and is quiet around other people but loud in front of her friends. shes rlly pretty and gets good grades, shes misunderstood and doesnt have the greatest life people think she has.
woah shes cool
yea shes def a mattea
mattea by rose..flower February 18, 2021
A super bad ass spontanois chickita with a great sense of humor. Pretty edgy and super hot
she's the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the balls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right buttons.
thinks 60's rock is the shit and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.
Boy1: damn that girl is such a Mattea
Boy2: oh fuck man she's looking our way act natural.
Mattea by anonumas May 3, 2013
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