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1. Man who instructs Driving Courses in Ocala, Fl
2. Professional Electric Pedal Drag Car Driver
Metry Called me to follow up after taking his driving course the night before to avoid getting 4 points on my license after receiving a ticket for Improper Backing
Metry by josiskank October 15, 2008
A young man with big dick and acts shy but has a lot of girls
Metry will steal your girl
Metry by Bawling February 15, 2022

joseph metry 

A sweet kind amazing friend always there for his girlfriend. You are lucky if you know him.
Wow Joseph Metry is so amazing
joseph metry by JJ!@#$ November 22, 2019

Joe Metry Dash

The creator of hit game, Geometry Dash, a man who had to jump on his cube shaped head his whole life, giving him a newfound inspiration to create a video game about his life experiences.
Aiden: Bro, who made this game, it's fun as balls!
Joe: It was made by Joe Metry Dash, moron.
Aiden: You fucking liar.
Joe Metry Dash by jew67 January 28, 2026

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.
"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.
Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022
MerryJo has an excellent personality with a heart of gold but she’s also beautiful. Her tall sexy body with bedroom eyes makes her ravishing, foxy, attractive, gorgeous and captivating.

When it comes to working, MerryJo is professional, caring and says what’s on her mind.

MerryJo is excellent with her words and writing comes naturally for her, she is an author and loves to write true events, fiction novels and poetry. MerryJo’s caring personality makes her a perfect match to work in the medical industry as a nurse, counselor or drug rehab facility.

You may never meet a MerryJo in your lifetime but if you do, feel blessed and make her part of your future. You will love MerryJo forever plus one day.
I went on a blind date and met MerryJo at Pineapple Willy’s and it was love at first sight. ❤️
MerryJo by 69Love July 28, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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