Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.
by rachiebear October 20, 2006
from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
by oz April 09, 2005