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Methocrat 

A drug-addled constituent who votes counter to logic or reason. Their votes are based on how they feel about someone, or how they feel about something. Rarely do they exhibit reason of any kind.
That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.

Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
Methocrat by Noir March 6, 2017
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methcathinone 

Methcathinone is a Schedule I drug that is structurally similar to methamphetamine. It is made from pseudoephedrine as is meth, however the PSE is oxidized instead of reduced. Is more potent than cathinone, the chemical found in khat which is a shrub plant commonly chewed in Somalia and other Arab countries.
Also known as cat or jeff.
Methcathinone is to cathinone as methamphetamine is to amphetamine. Just don't do any of them.

Mediocrates 

pron. a person of average of below-average intelligence or skill who claims to be an expert.
Leslie pontificated incessantly about her surfing exploits, but the dopers at Mavericks knew her as Mediocrates.
Mediocrates by jj bizzippo May 4, 2008

Methorade 

The combination of any type of amphetamine, especially Methamphetamine, and a choice of gatorade or powerade. It tastes so bad, but feels so good.
Bro at that YG campout I totally chugged a bottle of methorade.

Yo why did you throw that bottle of methorade in the fire? That shit was bomb.
Methorade by YGproductions May 13, 2016

methocarbamol 

A bomb ass muscle relaxer.
Heres some methocarbamol, take 2250mg and tell me how you feel in 30 minutes.
methocarbamol by Jordan Coffey June 18, 2005

metocracy 

An elected system of representation in which the populace is governed by civil servants who are responsible solely to safeguard state institutions and representatives who safeguard the integrity of the vote itself.

A duality of totalitarian democracy and democratic confederalism.
Metocracy treats the will of the people and the desire of the people as distinct entities: dualistic and therefore contrapositional.
metocracy by sandraxine June 19, 2018

Methoralaxed 

Deceptive oral diarrhea of the mouth due to meth use. Lies that pour out orally, due to the use of drugs over a long period of time.
You sir, are completely methoralaxed out, I'm gonna have to ask you to go. I won't allow myself to have a future with someone that is methoralaxed.
Methoralaxed by Whore-able_&_Adorable September 21, 2018
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