methuser

A person who does the meths

Dude Becky is a total methuser

methuser by Billy42021 February 27, 2017

Methuselarity 

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.

Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.

Methuselarity by RubberGimp May 30, 2021

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

recreational meth user 

Recreational meth user is just like a regular meth user only they’re in a thick blanket of denial or a meth induced psychosis

I was a recreational meth user for 20 years

recreational meth user by Juicy J Rock April 16, 2020

methuselah 

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old

Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!

methuselah by Super Guy February 20, 2004

Methuselah 

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.

Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.

Methuselah by DannoRly December 15, 2007

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.

gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

older than methuselah by eli7002001 August 13, 2005