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methsturbating

The art of Masturbating vigorously while high on crystal methamphetamines.
Man 1:Have you seen Dennis lately?

Man 2: Haven't seen him since he

went over to that tweeker B-Low's house

Man 1 I have seen him one time since then

On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.

Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!
by Kaisto October 5, 2010
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methturbating

Jim was too busy methturbating to answer the phone.
by thugnasty24 December 19, 2009
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metsturbating

A New York Mets fan who sounds like he or she is having an orgasm while cheering for the Mets
It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.
by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010
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matchsturbating

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.
Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.
by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009
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Methsturbation

Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun

A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.

A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.

In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.

Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.

I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)

Man, I'm so sore from all that

Methsturbation.

Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.

I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
by Richard P. Handler December 8, 2015
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mensturbating

When a female masturbates while menstruating. Duh.
''hey dude, me and Sharon had phone sex last night, she was totally mensturbating''
by RedRainbows March 31, 2009
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