Definitions by Acdcmonkey

matchsturbating 

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

matchsturbating by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009

easysauce 

Beyond easy, so easy a caveman could do it.

That test was easysauce.

easysauce by Acdcmonkey March 5, 2009