matchsturbating 

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

matchsturbating by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009

methsturbating 

The art of Masturbating vigorously while high on crystal methamphetamines.

Man 1:Have you seen Dennis lately?

Man 2: Haven't seen him since he

went over to that tweeker B-Low's house

Man 1 I have seen him one time since then

On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.

Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!

methsturbating by Kaisto October 5, 2010

marchturbating 

When you spend your March break inside masturbaiting instead of partying and spending it how it should be spent.

'How was your March Break? I bet you spent it marchturbating.'

marchturbating by RacistUrbanWhiteGirl July 30, 2016